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    March 18, 2011

    Our Apologies… We’re Back!

    We are posting to inform you that we are back from the future’s past. You see, we were taking a picture of a funky-looking gadget and apparently that is how you activate it. It was set for a time far from this one. It may have been an alternate reality of some sort because for the longest time we could not find the internet. It’s almost as if some cruel dictator had taken over.

    Well, we are just posting this to let you guys know that we finally found a way back and that we will be posting more machines shortly.

    Thank you for not unfollowing. :)

     
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    December 20, 2010

    snapawake1 asked: This is such a cool blog! Thank you for doing it!

    Thanks! You have honestly just motivated me to continue doing it!

    And remember, if you find a machine that you do not know how to explain, take a picture of it and send it our way! :)

     


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    September 15, 2010

    This is a unique one. It’s called the Qwest Teleportation Station. It’s purpose is to make your adventure simpler. You pick up the handle, slyly disguised as a telephone, and enter the GPS coordinates of your destination. Then press pound. Then the date. Before you could say whoosh swoosh baroosh, you’ll be where you need to be.



Found while walking the streets of Seattle.

    This is a unique one. It’s called the Qwest Teleportation Station. It’s purpose is to make your adventure simpler. You pick up the handle, slyly disguised as a telephone, and enter the GPS coordinates of your destination. Then press pound. Then the date. Before you could say whoosh swoosh baroosh, you’ll be where you need to be.

    Found while walking the streets of Seattle.

     
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    August 17, 2010

    This stationary machine is unique in that it doubles as a rocket. Step inside and choose both where AND when you would like to go.



Watch out for the for the Time Police. It is only safe to travel via time booth when the TPs are distracted as shown in the image above.



Safe travels. 



Found while strolling around in New York City.

    This stationary machine is unique in that it doubles as a rocket. Step inside and choose both where AND when you would like to go.

    Watch out for the for the Time Police. It is only safe to travel via time booth when the TPs are distracted as shown in the image above.

    Safe travels. 

    Found while strolling around in New York City.

     
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    July 30, 2010

    This is a space horse helmet. Riding your space horse has never been safer! 
Here’s Vlad with a close-up:

New aerodynamic design. It could take meteors!
Found at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Once again, go scope out your local thrift shops! Wonders await!

    This is a space horse helmet. Riding your space horse has never been safer! 

    Here’s Vlad with a close-up:

    New aerodynamic design. It could take meteors!

    Found at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Once again, go scope out your local thrift shops! Wonders await!

     
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    July 27, 2010

    This is a Space Horse. Great for travelling space ranges. Comes with a new rechargeable battery. Energy and space efficient!

Here is a demonstration of how to ride:

Just hop on and lasso that B.
Found at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Check out your local thrift shop for great finds like this!

    This is a Space Horse. Great for travelling space ranges. Comes with a new rechargeable battery. Energy and space efficient!

    Here is a demonstration of how to ride:

    Just hop on and lasso that B.

    Found at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Check out your local thrift shop for great finds like this!

     
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    July 22, 2010

    Ever feel like people stare at you funny and think you’re insane when you carry your equipment from the future out in the open? Well this baby right here will take care of that problem for you. Just put anything in this case and you can look like you simply have a dusty suitcase. Don’t be fooled, this thing is the real deal on the inside. Buttons galore!
Found at the the Salvation Army Thrift Store near my house. Note: There are many time machines at your local thrift store.

    Ever feel like people stare at you funny and think you’re insane when you carry your equipment from the future out in the open? Well this baby right here will take care of that problem for you. Just put anything in this case and you can look like you simply have a dusty suitcase. Don’t be fooled, this thing is the real deal on the inside. Buttons galore!

    Found at the the Salvation Army Thrift Store near my house. Note: There are many time machines at your local thrift store.

     
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    July 21, 2010

    11 Followers!

    Hey! I am so thrilled to already see 11 followers for Machines from the Future. I am wondering, how did you find us and what do you think overall?

     
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  9. July 20, 2010

    New slick model. Slip it in your pocket and travel anytime anywhere. Zip! Zap! Blast off!
It has a Run/Learn switch:
Switch to “Run” to travel.
Switch to “Learn” to learn.
More pictures:
Now slimmer than ever!

It’s a remote to control your travels through the universe.

Found in a drawer in my parents room.

    New slick model. Slip it in your pocket and travel anytime anywhere. Zip! Zap! Blast off!

    It has a Run/Learn switch:

    Switch to “Run” to travel.

    Switch to “Learn” to learn.

    More pictures:

    Now slimmer than ever!

    It’s a remote to control your travels through the universe.

    Found in a drawer in my parents room.

     
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  10. July 20, 2010

    Hello 2010!

    Have you ever seen an unusual-looking contraption and thought to yourself: “What in the world is that”? Well so have we, and we have the answers.

    We made this blog because we come across these things all the time and it would be nice to share with the world.

    If you find yourself staring at an electronic device not knowing its purpose, submit a photo and we will get back to you shortly.

    We hope you enjoy this as much as we do. 

    Our first find will be posted tomorrow morning.

     


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